While most beef jerky tastes something like ass, someone...out there... is marketing the convenience-store counter delicacy in a form that just might have been "probed" by aliens.
The folks at Alien Fresh Jerky are offering products that are, in words of the kind folks at io9, "taken from the carcasses of cows abducted and mutilated by aliens." I doubt the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has evaluated that claim.
Then again, maybe somebody went through the feds' old files on UFO research and came up with a hidden recipe.
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